Every Generation Needs A New Revolution

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

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amoying:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

how do you compliment a girl in french?

bon appetits

madame more like madayum

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snapchatting:

romantic playlist for that special someone

Bring Me To Life - Evanescence

Pitbull just anything by Pitbull

Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)

a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe

Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”

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hungarian:

i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes

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the-silence-have-the-phonebox:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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iamthemeep:

kyrianne:

If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.

It’ll make everything better.

The da vinci load

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discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.

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